first Friday night was a shitshow of course and I shattered my phone but whatevaaaaa

I’m so drunk and downtown and I cracked my phone and I know sober me will be sad but drunk me isn’t and it’s a super weird feeling


 Thomas Abbs



okay SO remember my hot anthro TA from first semester freshman year, the one I was in love with,  wellllll he’s in my advanced creative writing class and me and him matched on tinder last night and now he’s hitting on me and maybe my dreams of hooking up with hot anthro TA will come true always follow your dreams my friends


In the mood

❝ Greek myths mention several Islands of Women, where Amazons lived without men, only consorting with neighboring colonies of males at certain seasons when they wanted to conceive their children. Taurus, Lemnos, and Lesbos were said to be such all-female societies. The Greeks apparently feared them. They said the women of Taurus sacrificed to their Goddess all men who landed on their shores; and the women of Lemnos had risen up against their husband and murdered all of them at once. The Greek writers seemed to have no doubt that women could destroy whole populations of adult males, and there was no effective defense against them. ❞
—   The Woman’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets, Barbara G. Walker (p. 26)   —